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                                            ©UNER arts
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                 CADDER LOOSES HIS TEETH 
		  AND HIS MOST BASIC BELEIFS ARE REVEALED!
		                vol. VII.
        (Mighty Racoon, recently know for huge numbers 
(and growing!)of his female followers appears in this issue!)
     (Hey, guys, watch out and don't give
                        this to your girlfriends...)
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    ONCE AGAIN CADDER HAS BEEN BORED. ALL OF HIS NASTY 
  GIRLFRIENDS WERE SPOILED, ALL OF HIS DEAD FRIENDS SEEMED 
  TOO LIVELY. PLAINLY SAID, IT WAS SPRING. NOW ONLY ALCOHOL
              REMAINED TO OUR POOR HERO.
 ______________________________________________________\ /
  |  |PADORN INN|            (HELLO!!!)               | |  R  
  |  ------------           O                         | |  E
  |         (Mr.Brute)     0                          | |  A
  |(a singer)      ||||| .o      (Cadder with a mug)  | |  D
  |  _            /..  o\_                            | |   
  | (_)          _\...  /______   \||||||/            | |  T
  |/__\         /    \/  ______D   \@/\@/  ~~~        | |  H
  ||__)===#   __\__|_T__/_______m___|,,|__C| |m_______| |  I
  | | \       \                            |_|        | |  S
  |      ==== |\--------------------------------------| |   
  |       ||  ||                                      | |  W
  |       ||  ||     (The Bar - Table #2)             | |  A
  |       ||  ||                                      |\|/ Y
 _|_______||__||______________________________________|_!
  ACTUALLY WHEN CADDER REACHED HIS 8th BEER, SOME BRUTAL
  GUEST CAME IN AND TRIED TO GREET HIM IN AN AWFUL WAY,  
  LIKE: "Hello!". CADDER DIDN'T RESPOND AND THE BRUTE GOT
  NERVOUS, SO HE PUNCHED CAD A BIT. OF COURSE HE WAS DEAD
  IN THE NEXT FEW MILLISECONDS, BUT HE SUCEEDED IN PUNCHING
  CADDER'S FIRST QUALITY QUASI-NECRO-VAMPIRE TEETH OUT.
  _______________________________________________________
   |      _-/\-_           |PADORN|                    |
   |   _---/oo\---_      O(CAN I CHECK YOUR FAITH SON?)|
   |_-----/_\/_\-----_    o                            |
   |------------------O    .      (SUVE, FAVER. WILL IT|
   |\/  \/  \/  \/  \/      MM           Oo.    (HUVT?)|
   |||  ||  ||  ||  ||     MMMM             \|||||/    |
   |||  ||  ||  ||  ||    MM  o_             o\\^/     |
   |||  ||  ||  ||  ||     M  <             =.. |      |
   |/\  /\  /\  /\  /\      ||               /==\      |
   |-------------------     /\----E         |====|\    |
   |--------------------   /HH              |====|/    |
   |---------------------  \HH               \__/      |
   |   (The Temple)         /|              //  \\     |
  _|_______________________L_L_____________//____\\____|_
   CAD TRIED ALL HIS MAGIC, ALL MAGIC OF HIS GIRL AND ALL
   MAGIC OF HIS GIRL'S FRIEND AND HER OLDER BROTHER, BUT
   FAILED. ONLY ONE TO RETURN HIS TEETH WERE THOSE FUNNY
    FOLLOWERS OF MIGHTY RACOON. AND SO HE WENT TO THEIR
   PADORN TEMPLE TO ASK FOR HELP. EVERYTHING WENT OK, THEY
   JUST NEEDED THEIR GOD TO CHECK HIS FAITH. CAD FELT HIS
        "MOST BASIC" BELEIFS (EEEK!) REVEALED....

			    (The Mighty Racoon Himself!)
  							 ()
 ________________    (((((---/\---\(((((()    ___________
  |             ,/(((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(((((((),  ~~     | 
  |  ~~~      ,/(((((((((~~~~~~~~~~(((((((((((\      ~ |
  |          ,/(((/\/\/(vvv\||||/vvv((/  (((((/\       |
  | ~~~~    ,/(((   ,(((---\\||//---//\,  /\(\((       |
  |       ,(((/    ,\\((   O||||O   ))((   /\((((      |
  |       ,/((/   \\(/\,\--(/||\)---/\((/   //\((/  ~~ |
  |      ./((/   /\/\))/(((((||((((((\/(((   ((((((    |
  |      ,((((TT/\(\))/\((((/||(((((/(\((((TT((((((    |
  | ~    ,((//\/\(//)//(/((///\\\((((((\(((((((((((    |
  |      .((((\\(/()///(((/UU||UU\((((((\((((((((((    |
  | ~~~   .((((((((/  //(((((((((((\\\   (((((((((     |
  |        .((((((/)   //((((((((((\\     \(((((/      |
  |    ~~~    \(((/    //(\+----+/)\\  ~~  (((/   ~~~  |
 _|___________________ //(((((((\(\\ __________________|_
 BUT WHAT A BUZZ!       ./(((((/\.    THE MIGHTY RACOON  
 HIMSELF WAS SO TERRIFIED        BY CHECKING CAD'S BASIC 
  BELEIFS, THAT HE LEFT HIS OWN PRINCIPLES AND ATE HIS 
 HOLY-PET HAWK, THOUGH NORMALY VEGETARIAN. HE HAD TO TAKE
  A COOL SHOWER TO GET OVER THIS SHOCK, BUT MEANWHILE...
________________________________________________________
 |      _-/\-_                                        | 
 |   _---/OO\---_           (Devouring Cad)           |
 |_-----/_<>_\-----_                                  |
 |------------------O          __      .oO(YUMMM!!)   |
 |\/  \/  \/  \/  \/            \\ |||||              |
 |\\  //  \\  //  \\             \\ O ///             |
 |//  \\  //  \\  //            v \\) |               |
 |\\  //  \\  //  \\             \/===\               |
 |/\  /\  /\  /\  /\            >---===|              |
 |-------------------             |====|     (Frog)   |
 |--------------------             \__/               |
 |---------------------           //  \\      \oo/    |
 | (The Temple...)               //    \\     (<>)    |
_|_____________________________==/_____==\____/--\____|_
 WHEN CAD SAW THAT THE CLERIC IS SIMPLY HORRIFIED AND
 UNABLE TO DEFEND, HE DEVOURED HIM *smack, slourp*.
 HE ALSO FOUND OUT, THAT HIS TEETH ARE BACK, AND GROWING
 EVEN MORE AFTER THAT FAT CLERIC. HOWEVER HE DIDN'T KNOW
             ONE THING ABOUT THE CLERIC...
________________________________________________________
 ||CAD'S FAMILY TOILET|         |           \  /      | 
 |---------------------   (BWAHAHAHAH)Oo. >o=\/=-<    |
 |(URGS, AHHHHH!)Oo.            |                     |
 |              |   \||||||/    |         (a hawk)    |
 |              |    \x/\x/     |                     |
 |              |     |,,|      |                     |
 |              >====/    \=====<      _V_            |
 |(a scepter)       / .  . \          / | \           |
 |                 ((_____ ))       >/--+--\<         |
 | TF              |\\    //|           |             |
 |  \\             | \\  // |           |             |
 |   \\            | _\\//_ |           |             |
 |    JL           |        |          /~\            |
_|_________________|________|_________/~~~\___________|_
  IT WAS NOT A NORMAL CLERIC, BUT ONE OF THE INFAMOUS
 ONION KNIGHTS ORDER (OKO), WHO FIGHT FOR THE HOLE FAITH
 AND ARE COMPLETE VEGETARIANS EATING A LOT OF ONION AND
   OTHER UGLY THINGS. PLAINLY SAID, EVEN AFTER HE SPAT
CLERIC'S SCEPTER AND HIS ROBE, HE STILL HAD SOME STRANGE
  MOVEMENTS IN HIS TUMMY AND HE ENDED UP ON HIS FAMILY
 TOILET...FOR NEXT 200 YEARS...MAYBE THAT WILL TEACH HIM!

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  DISCLAIMER: 
       FOR PARENTS WITH CHILDREN, DON'T EAT HAWKS,
  CLERICS OR ONION AT HOME AND NEITHER GIVE IT TO YOUR
   CHILDREN. IT MAY LEAD TO THE TOTAL LAXATION AND...
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  FOR ALL ANIMAL FREAKS WE HAVE A FREE ANIMAL POSTER IN THIS
  ISSUE AND FOR THAT WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT
  THOSE 5 HAWKS THAT UNFORTUNATELY DIED DURING THE
  PREPARATIONS OF THIS ISSUE.
  
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